Sunday, March 20, 2005

Song of Soccer Mom 2:15-24 (STRIV)



All quotations are from the Standard-Text Revised International Version (STRIV), unless otherwise noted.



15 Strengthen me with wine,
refresh me with Zoloft,
for I am faint with love.
16 His left arm is under my head,
and his belly embraces me.
17 Daughters of Minneapolis, heed me,
do not arouse or awaken love
unless the children are at their grandparents'.

18 Look! It is my lover!
Here he comes,
19 Commuting, bounding through
slow-moving traffic, leaping
past highway patrolmen!
20 My lover is like a squirrel or a young dog.
Look! There he stands beyond our privacy fence,
gazing into the mailbox, peering at the crabgrass.
21 My lover says to me,
"Arise, my darling, my beautiful one,
and come with me.
22 See, the children are at practice,
and I have rented a porno."

23 Strengthened by Viagra, by espresso,
all day he pursues me, like a feral cat stalking
a bird through the hedges.
24 Daughters of Minneapolis, heed me,
take care not to arouse or awaken love
unless the children are in extracurricular activities.

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