Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Bushes 6:16-7:4 (STRIV)

All quotations are from the Standard-Text Revised International Version (STRIV), unless otherwise noted.

16 Georgeherbert and Barbara conceived, and bore Georgewalker, Neil, and Jeb. 17 And Georgewalker took to himself a wife, Laura, and lay with her, and Laura conceived Jenna and Barbara. 18 These are the generations of Georgewalker.

19 The LORD was with Georgewalker, and caused him to prosper, according to the blessings of his father, as was the will of the LORD. 20 And it came to pass in the time of Georgeherbert that the LORD sent Georgewalker into battle against Ann, 21 who was then the queen of Texas, but the people were turned against Ann by the strivings and whisperings of Karl, 22 who told the people and their priests that Ann was a drunkard and a whore, and that she lay with women (which in those times was considered an abomination), and that the LORD would not cause her to prosper. 23 And Karl went up with an army of corporations and defeated Ann, and enslaved her children, and slaughtered her livestock, such that the hills of Austin were red with blood, 24 which is why the land there is red to this day.

[7] 1 And the corporations which had fought alongside Karl did prosper, and begat subsidiaries numerous as the stars, and a third of the water turned to sludge, and a third of the stars vanished from Heaven, 2 and a third of the animals died, and God further punished the defeated peoples of Texas by sending plagues of asthma and cancer upon them. 3 And the LORD was pleased with Georgewalker, and again sent him into battle against Algore, and Georgewalker took all the lands of America for the LORD, and GOD blessed Georgewalker with great wealth, 4 and Georgewalker took for himself a second wife, Condoleeza, and many servants.



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